KKR Just Hired a Insurance Titan and Your Retirement Is the Prey
KKR, one of the largest and most predatory private equity firms on the planet, has brought on Roy Gori, the former CEO of Manulife, as a senior advisor, and I want you to sit with that for a second before we move on to whatever distraction is waiting on your phone. Manulife manages hundreds of billions in assets, much of it yours, tucked inside 401(k)s and annuities and insurance policies sold to people who just wanted to not die broke. KKR has spent the last decade methodically buying its way into the insurance and retirement space, hoovering up annuity books and life insurance portfolios like a Vegas casino buying out a neighborhood to build another parking garage. They are not doing this because they like you. They are doing this because your retirement savings are a slow, predictable river of cash and private equity firms are very, very thirsty. Gori spent years at the top of one of North America's biggest life insurers, which means he knows exactly where every dollar sits, how long policyholders hold on, and what levers move the machine. That knowledge does not come to KKR for your benefit. It comes because someone in a glass tower looked at the map of American retirement money and drew a circle around all of it. I watched this industry tighten its grip one acquisition at a time, one 'strategic hire' at a time, and every press release sounds like a wellness brochure while the architecture underneath gets built for extraction. The revolving door between mega-insurance and private equity is spinning so fast now you can feel the breeze from your kitchen table when you open your quarterly statement and try to figure out why the fees look a little different than last year, slightly reworded, buried in the appendix, signed by nobody you